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　　《幽默英文（套裝共5冊）》史上勁爆的英文幽默集萃，它提供貼心的服務，能隨時帶給你快樂，它是很好的藥，能治愈憂鬱；它是很多情的伴侶，能讓你感受不到寂寞。
　　能講笑話的人，都是智慧之人。會聽笑話的人，都是快樂的人。時不時地幽默一下，人生增加瞭許多諧趣。本書為渴望擁有陽光心情者選取當下流行的搞笑幽默短篇，涉及名人對話、人生感悟、青春愛情、職場江湖和創意思維等等方麵，堅持有趣，有啓發，經典原則，讓人笑不完樂不夠。
　　《幽默英文（套裝共5冊）》雙語幽默還能讓你在旅行、小憩、度假時掌握更多勁爆笑料，是朋友間很好的料理，是職場上潤滑的良劑。

　　高雅哲，《時文選粹》《智慧背囊》《精美散文詩》《掌控心魔》《預見力》等書主編，作品涉及時尚生活，勵誌及健康領域。

章　無敵腹黑
1 We Close at Te我們十點關門
2 Burglars Broke into the House 盜賊來
3 A Polite Horse 有禮貌的馬
4 Have the Money 緻富
5 The MaIs Looking for It 他正在找呢
6 Egges 雞蛋
7 Kept Coming Back 總是飛迴來
8 Good News and Bad News 好消息與壞消息
9 You Should Be Replaced 你應該被替換
10 How to Get a Seat by the Fire 怎樣在火爐旁找個好座位
11 It Hurts 疼
12 Is He Really Ill 他真病瞭嗎
13 Sharing othe Trai火車上的共享
14 Letter from A Fool 傻瓜來信
15 To Bury the Goldfish 埋金魚
16 Perfect Project 設計
17 Two Hundred Times 兩百遍
18 Who oearth Lost 到底誰輸瞭
19 The Eager Beaver 工作狂
20 Two Soldiers 兩個士兵
21 Fishing with a Mirror 用鏡子釣魚
22 A Large Hole 大水坑
23 A Shoebox 鞋盒
24 NASA Mars Missio國航局火星計劃
25 Two plus Two 二加二
26 Drunk Superma喝醉的超人
第二章　萌倒童年
1 Mother and So母與子
2 Why Is He Crying 他為什麼哭
3 Is It a Good Way 是好辦法嗎
4 Why Is Your Face So Red 你的臉為什麼那麼紅
5 A Clever Girl 聰明的小女孩
6 A Good Box of Matches 一盒好火柴
7 It Was Fine This Morning 今天早晨還好著呢
8 I Need His Football 我需要他的足球
9 What do They Eat 吃什麼
10 A Boy with a Big Head 大頭娃娃
11 A Good Boy 好孩子
12 Where Is the Father 爸爸在哪兒
13 I Just Showed Him 我隻是讓他看瞭看
14 List Your Sins 列齣你的過錯
15 God's Creations 上帝的創造
16 Pregnant 懷孕
17 Two Cents a Glass 兩分一杯
18 Little Rock Buys the Bread 小洛剋買麵包
19 The New Baby 新寶寶
20 AArtist's Daughter 畫傢的女兒
21 Lucky Mother 幸運的母親
22 Why Does It Raiothe Road Too 雨為什麼也要下在路上呢
23 She Wants to Keep Them 她想占有它們
24 Whose Baby Is It 誰的寶寶
25 Jesus Is ithe Bathroom 耶穌在衛生間裏
26 Big TroubIe 麻煩大瞭
第三章　名人趣談
1 Before the Foundering 沉船之前
2 Hat 帽子
3 There Isn't a Scar oYour Body 身上沒有疤
4 1+1=1 1+1=1
5 1 Make Way for a Fool 給傻瓜讓路
6 Wearing Glass 戴眼鏡
7 Autograph
8 You Have Already Beae a Great Ma你已經成瞭偉人
9 What Are You Really Thinking about 你在想什麼
10 You Should Pay Double Tuitio你應該付雙倍的學費
11 I Have Continually to Bow 不斷緻意
12 Stamp 郵票
13 Borrow a Book 藉書
14 Editor's Reply 編輯的答復
15 Worout Overcoat 愛因斯坦的破爛外套
16 He Bathes oBehalf of Me 他代我洗澡
17 Charming Girl 美女
18 A Strange Creature 奇怪的生物
19 A Humorist 一位幽默傢
20 'The Pope Is Never Wrong'Is Not True 教皇永無過錯
21 Elementary Knowledge 基礎知識
22 A Story of Jimmy Durante 杜蘭特的單口相聲
23 What Did He Eat 牛頓'吃飯'
第四章　狗血江湖
1 My First Operatio次手術
2 Bouncing Up and Dow上下跳動
3 Rules for Success 成功法則
4 You Were Flying Too Low 飛得太低瞭
5 Introductions 介紹
6 Got It Agai舊病復發
7 I Didn't 我沒打過
8 First Baby 胎
9 Computer Language 計算機語言
10 Experience 經驗
11 Do You Need Help 需要幫忙嗎
12 The Last Tooth 後一顆牙
13 Pregnant 懷孕
14 That Officer Was Not Popular 不受歡迎的長官
15 Surgeons 外科醫生
16 Is She Pregnant 她懷孕瞭
17 The Warm‐hearted Nurse 熱心的護士
18 Appeal 上訴
19 The Taxi Driver and the Priest 齣租車司機和牧師
20 A Brand‐new Brai全新大腦
21 Traffic Accident 交通事故
22 A Tough Marine Sergeant 粗魯的海軍中士
23 How Many CaBe Discharged 多少人能齣院
24 That's Your Worry 那是你的事
25 Post Haste 緊急郵遞
26 Old Fire Truck 舊消防車
27 A Smuggler 犯
28 Protect Himself 保護自己
29 Cover the Shadow with Sand 用沙子遮住影子
30 IPrisoVS at Work 監獄與單位
第五章　親密關係
1 I Was iLove and Didn't Notice It 戀愛中沒有注意到
2 I'm the Bridegroom's Mother 我是新郎的母親
3 Looking for a Husband 找個丈夫
4 Ithe Swimming Pool 在遊泳池裏
5 Marry 結婚
6 Be inside the Coat 我在外套裏
7 I'm Hooked oYou 我被你勾住瞭
8 Not My Daughter 不是我的女兒
9 Dating 約會
10 The Baby Will Just Like You Tomorrow 寶寶明天就像你瞭
11 Change 變化
12 We're Divorced 我們已經離婚瞭
13 The New Telephone Number 新號碼
14 It's Too Late 太晚瞭
15 Promise or Threat 承諾還是威脅
16 Some Conversations oMarried Life 婚姻百態
17 Thirty Years Younger ThaMe 比我年輕三十歲
18 He Asked Me First 他先嚮我索吻瞭
19 Bir